“You fight like a girl.”
Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
i can’t hear you
over the sound
of me crushing my enemies
so here you go
this is the best post on tumblr, hands down
narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew
she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased
voldemort had actual doubts about snape
narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance
“Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour.
“No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world”
Happy 35th Birthday, Hermione Jean Granger! (September 19th, 1979)
- me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
- me the second i get home: nah
"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"
well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.
love yourself first.
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
you gotta be jay z about life
Lady Gaga + Smiles
(requested by stoneharts)
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
this pretty much sums up the book/movie